Brawl breaks out between animals at airport after flight lands

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[–]Node 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I upgraded my standards some years ago, so I don't pointlessly "wear a mask", randomly "take my shoes off", or go to places that contain negroes. Therefore I have no interest in going to an airport and subjecting myself to all of those in one place.

How can people even tolerate that shit? Don't those standards make sense, or am I really just a cranky old bastard? I mean, I am, but who puts up with any of those things?

[–]Optimus85 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

They're imposing those measures for our safety. The authorities really care about us and our well-being. I wear four masks and although I'm out-of-breath, dizzy and seeing blue dots I feel so SAFE!!! I also strip naked at the airport's security check and open my butt crack to let them know I'm not concealing anything. Better safe that sorry!

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