Brawl breaks out between animals at airport after flight lands

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[–]naples 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I love Frontier airlines. You never know what you are going to get!

[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Frontier airlines is like a box of negroes. You never know what you're gonna get.

[–]Node 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I upgraded my standards some years ago, so I don't pointlessly "wear a mask", randomly "take my shoes off", or go to places that contain negroes. Therefore I have no interest in going to an airport and subjecting myself to all of those in one place.

How can people even tolerate that shit? Don't those standards make sense, or am I really just a cranky old bastard? I mean, I am, but who puts up with any of those things?

[–]Optimus85 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

They're imposing those measures for our safety. The authorities really care about us and our well-being. I wear four masks and although I'm out-of-breath, dizzy and seeing blue dots I feel so SAFE!!! I also strip naked at the airport's security check and open my butt crack to let them know I'm not concealing anything. Better safe that sorry!

[–]Node 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

All farmers are concerned for their cattles health.

[–]blackpoop321 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You see that middle-aged white supremacist standing at 0:07? He orchestrated it all.

[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

A link to the article without the paywall is here: https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Ftravel%2Fnews-and-advice%2Ffights-minneapolis-airport-frontier-airlines-flight-b1966789.html

You can see the video of the fight here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQZc7SvBRdE
Its like an all you can beat buffet

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based commenters on that youtube video

[–]Spotted_Lady 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Animals? Don't insult actual animals. I didn't see wolves and coyotes. I saw a word we cannot say.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Knickers?

[–]Rob3122[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'll say it for you. The word you are looking for is...JOGGERS!