Baby's first siege engine

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[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

How far can it propel a baby, and can it guarantee damage to an inner curtain wall? I don't want to hurl babies all day if it won't give me access to invade the Bailey or the Keep.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

No guarantees but even if three out of a hundred make it.... you ever get stuck on a plane with three crying babies? Pure torment. Your enemies will be begging for the sweet surrender of death.

So, how many of these bad boys can I put you down for?

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hmmm... Well, it's this, or die of dysentery in a prolonged siege with the French. I'll take 5!