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[–]BravoVictor 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Shopper: "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"

Robber: "I'm robbing the store. What does it fucking look like?"

Shopper: "Yeah, but you're not wearing a mask. Are you trying to kill someone?"

Robber: "Oh my goodness! No, sorry, I didn't realize!"

[–]Rob3122 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Now that is a good one

[–]Noam_Chomsky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

[–]Spotted_Lady 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

LOL! But the masked bandit robbing the place is okay.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Very funny.

Sorry to spoil it, but someone added that maskless dude. Here's what happened:

https://www.idnes.cz/ceske-budejovice/zpravy/patrani-loupez-kremz.A180317_092114_budejovice-zpravy_bse

Masked robbers raided a shop in the Krumlov region, the police are looking for them

Saturday, March 17, 2018

South Bohemian police officers are looking for two robbers who raided a store in the village of Křemže in the Český Krumlov region on Thursday evening. The masked men forced the vendors to withdraw from the coffers, then one of them withdrew cash. Police have turned to the public for information on their movements.

"Two unknown, masked perpetrators entered the store on Školní Street and, under threat of using a firearm, forced the salesman to leave the cash register behind the counter," said regional police spokeswoman Lenka Krausová.

Robbery in a shop in the village of Křemže (March 15, 2018).

One robber picked up the bills and put them in a travel bag. On leaving, he and his colleague took several dozen boxes of cigarettes and fled towards the square in the village. {TITLE ad title over two lines}

The assaulted salesman said that the robbers were men about 175 centimeters tall. One of them was slender, the other rather stronger. They wore blue latex gloves on their hands.

One of them was wearing a blue white zip hoodie and sports pants with a white stripe on the side. He wore a black balaclava and a black mask over it.

The stronger of the pair wore a black sports jacket and black pants. He also had a balaclava on his head and a blue mask over his face with three white stars on his forehead. "Both men wore masks over their helmets, which probably serve as protective equipment for paintball or airsoft," a police spokeswoman added.

According to the police, the masked couple entered the store exactly twenty-two minutes after 8 pm and left three minutes later.

The police asked the people to report any information about the robbery or the movement of the robbers on line 158.