Half-Black Man Ordered To Pay Himself Reparations

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[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

I gotta become an illegal immigrant?

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

No. You become a US national, but not a citizen, and not a resident.

It's the political and lawful equivalent to the original "state citizenship".
They hid this status under the misleading term "national".

A US National doesn't appear in the IRS code. They his the status under the label "non resident alien".

I'm no longer a 14th amendment citizen, which is literally the status of the former slaves.

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Is this one of those 'sovereign citizen' flim-flams?

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Far from it.

It's the real deal. Verifiable in every aspect.

The US State Dept even issued me a new US passport with my updated status.

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's wild.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You'll never find US national flim flam, because it's legit.
They keep it on the down low.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You become legally alien to the IRS code.