Half-Black Man Ordered To Pay Himself Reparations

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[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

I believe we need to pass reparations but use the "one drop" rule; if they DNA test with "one drop" of white blood they don't qualify.

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I believe we need to pass reparations

Did you really just say that?

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Did you read the entire post or just those words?

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I read the whole thing. Honestly, I just couldnt take it as a joke even if that's what was meant. Sorry man, I should have known better.

There would be way too many pure negroes that would get these handouts even with the one drop rule.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I doubt it. Not if they had generations of ancestors here in the USA. Massa used to fuck she-boons. Look at Thomas Jefferson. He has a nigra family.

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah maybe, maybe I'm basing it off how very few people, contrary to popular belief, race mix. It's like 7 percent.

Who knows? One person receiving negrorations is too many.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

All nigras have some whitey in them.

[–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well I had no part in that, and it makes me vomit a little in my mouth.

[–]MagicMike 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

If someone moves out of California, to avoid paying the reparations, does that make them a racist?

/s

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, absolutely! It's called "white flight," and it's peak racism to leave struggling black communities, taking your money with you, when they need the support and opportunities that your money makes possible by staying.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (15 children)

He needs to form an S Corp, so he doesn't get taxed twice.

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (14 children)

Smart, I was thinking about the taxes myself!

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

Are you a US citizen? If so, I have the ultimate tax tip if you're interested.

Literally. The ultimate.

It will exceed your imagination.

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I am not.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That's unfortunate.

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm okay with it, honestly.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

What's the tip?

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

How to change your political status to a constitutionally free American who only has to pay income taxes on an insignificant section of the tax code.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/26/1.1-1

(1) Section 1 of the Code imposes an income tax on the income of every individual who is a citizen or resident of the United States and, to the extent provided by section 871(b) or 877(b), on the income of a nonresident alien individual.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

I gotta become an illegal immigrant?

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

No. You become a US national, but not a citizen, and not a resident.

It's the political and lawful equivalent to the original "state citizenship".
They hid this status under the misleading term "national".

A US National doesn't appear in the IRS code. They his the status under the label "non resident alien".

I'm no longer a 14th amendment citizen, which is literally the status of the former slaves.

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Is this one of those 'sovereign citizen' flim-flams?

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Far from it.

It's the real deal. Verifiable in every aspect.

The US State Dept even issued me a new US passport with my updated status.

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's wild.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You'll never find US national flim flam, because it's legit.
They keep it on the down low.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You become legally alien to the IRS code.

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It would be kind of infuriating if your left hand always wanted to work hard, and your right hand always wanted to steal bikes.

[–]fuckoffdingnut 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

you sound like an autistic beta chudcel who got cucked by a nigger tbh

probably a closeted faggot too.

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nope, this wasn't it either. Keep trying. 👎🏿

[–]monkeymagic 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

this article is written like a small child had a seizure near a typewriter