CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

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[–]hennaojichan 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I'll take waterboarding. :)

[–]LarrySwinger2 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Interesting fact: the biggest outcry in Guantanamo Bay came not from waterboarding, but rather when a woman smeared a man's face with fake menstrual blood. That's terrifying uncleanliness is to them.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would also mind being smeared with a stranger's blood, menstrual or otherwise, although menstrual blood smells.

[–]zyxzevn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Critics have criticized the new interrogation method, saying that such cruel torture should be limited only to American universities.

Lol

[–]SaidOverRed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You get both upvotes. The bee is great.