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[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

When Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door I always tell them I was disfellowshipped for fucking the preacher's wife and daughter when I was 16 and knocked both of them up. It scares the hell out of them and they leave me alone for a year.