Mystery - "I couldn’t find any birth records of either Malia Obama or Natasha Obama" (Website is no longer working, but is archived.)

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[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

They do look like Obama and Michelle but we know Michelle is a man. So I suspect some woman who is related to him gave birth to them. That'd explain keeping them secret, not showing birth certificate. O Obamas handlers could have helped, having covered up how he was born and having experience in that.

[–]brimshae 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I have yet to see a picture of Big Mike Obama pregnant.

[–]thomastheglassexpert 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Men do not get pregnant.

[–]Oyveygoyim 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They don't look like Michelle or Barack

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They do it's subjective I guess.

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

They do look like Obama and Michelle but we know Michelle is a man.

What the fuck are you kids smoking?

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Never resort to insults

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

If you're not smoking anything, your delusions are natural and you need medication.

Which would be worse, but still not an insult. Just a medical fact.

But there's a subtext. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If there's irrefutable watertight proof that Michelle Obama is a man, post it here. Given that that's obviously not going to happen, I reiterate: What the fuck are you kids smoking?

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Settle down kid

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Nice attempted squirm.

What's the best evidence you have that Michelle Obama is a man?

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Good point

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks.