2020 - The year of unjerk

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[–]PATGUI 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I have stopped drinking too. dafuq?

Praising 11, I can see why. I need to write a gooshir later, it's boring because everything in this country is boring.

[–]plastic_infestation[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

president 11? Can one of you explain that nickname? What resulted in the tragic ceasation of drinking 黄水？Has the illusion finally become more depressing than the reality?

Holy Mao. I've been out of China for eight months and I'm starting to run out of amateur 3P Chinese porn movies on pornhub. So much so that I even downloaded tantan again. European Tantan is full of mirthless bitches posting pictures of empty wine glasses with a blurry Eiffel Tower in the background. The glass is the Rainy's soul and the blur represents their life ideology.

[–]PATGUI 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

XI in roman numerals is 11

What caused the stop of drinking was an accumulation of circumstances. It wasn't oh I have to stop drinking now for this or that... For the last year I was drinking less and less except the occasional shitfacement at home, then one day I just had a couple of beers and I was cleaning a ceiling lamp and the fucking table tipped over and I broke a ton of shit, that was it for me, I would have never stepped on that table sober. I don't know in the case of Hapi, but recently I am hyper alert and not having full control because you had a beer can be scary. The illusion is pretty depressing, maybe reality isn't as bad, I don't know, I get stares like it's the early 2000s again.

[–]plastic_infestation[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Thank you for that! Yah I'm gonna have to lay off now that I'm living in Europe. They don't take kindly to ganbei culture and the extra three percent in the beers don't help either when you are used to downing 24 cans of mini snow.

[–]PATGUI 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Meiwenti.

I don't take the ganbei culture kindly either. You want to drink, go ahead but I will do it at my own pace. You can have radlers in the summer, I those are delicious and only 2% or so

[–]automoderator[M] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No why

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[–]PATGUI 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Jesus fuck