One time I was crossing the street near some residential compound next to the Olympic Park and this asshole comes blasting through a red light im front of me and turning left with his windows down. There was nobody else around so I got him with the very tradishinurr “卧槽泥马勒戈壁！” insult.

I felt so bad ass because he heard me and was pissed and he started to make his left turn but then veered right and did a full on U-turn and came and parked on the side of the road and got out. He was not a big guy, but he was clearly some sort of big shot because he was coming for me. I just looked at him and waited.

“你的护照拿出来！给我看你的护照！”

At this point I was really interested in where such an interaction could go. I was more amused with the man than threatened because there was no one around to help him. “我护照特么不需要给狗看吧大哥你啥事呢？你开车像个女司机还这么危险这里有小区小朋友等等你就这样随便飙车是吧你给我滚！

At this point he made like he was going to come at me. I don’t remember what else he said just mumbling under his breath as he got back into his car. Don’t even remember the make of the car but it was a nice car.

Some random fuck boy demanding to see my passport is so hilarious. Should prepare a long tirade of how demanding to see a foreigner’s passport is falsely claiming to represent an agent of the government in official capacity and ask if they want to confirm their identity before or after I begin recording video for my formal complaint against them.