In the air tonight by whyyoudrinksomuch in ccj

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buuuuuchi

In the air tonight by whyyoudrinksomuch in ccj

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I can feel Xi coming in my mouth bu chi

In the air tonight by whyyoudrinksomuch in ccj

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nice hook on the oh nong ....otherwise shit

Lady mustaches by plastic_infestation in ccj

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Well to me....the most shaved waiguo pussy is still more hairy than the least shaved chinese girls'. But the contrast is a lot sharper. I miss the pussy.....I'll be honest. Fucking love Chinese women and their dark delights

As a mod who contributes little, hapi was thinking over a new automod rule, is 20 days enough? Irony is she's a mod for a scumis sub. by [deleted] in ccj

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HA.....I wonder if the Japanese had done the Tiananmen Massacre and the CCP had done the Nanjing massacre would ants' cracks still have deep funding problems

Lady mustaches by plastic_infestation in ccj

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在中文里我们说的是FUZZ

Lady mustaches by plastic_infestation in ccj

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But I agree. Black stuff in (former) holes near the stomach is concerning.

Lady mustaches by plastic_infestation in ccj

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There is nothing less weird than my ball sack temporarily fixing her lazy eye(I know from observing the tangent of her free eye) just as my second spurt fixes her mole like ice-cream over a warm chocolate brownie.

Lady mustaches by plastic_infestation in ccj

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I remember Rainy let me shave her a couple of times and then I had to refuse her a few also. Nobody wants to explain the murder of a clitoris to a plane faced Chinese cop who knew you were driunk the second he had climbed past the fourth floor.

Lady mustaches by plastic_infestation in ccj

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Nice work Happy Bot

Lady mustaches by plastic_infestation in ccj

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I must confess.....I love getting lost in the jungle. Still though ....nothing compared to what Rainy feels as she licks the shell of my clam. Her mustache can't help her now.

Global Times report on PORT OF DANDONG nostalgia by [deleted] in PORTOFDANDONG

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Nice

Number of flags compared to last year? by PATGUI in ccj

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Not as much as they have hurt mine

Rainy is frustrated at being stuck with Rocky cock since Tim’s stopped coming to Chinar by SpaceRapistKyle in ccj

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that bitch got cracked with a one liter german krug glass. Meth zombies feel no pain.

Number of flags compared to last year? by PATGUI in ccj

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Last year was the 70th though so more people put up that rectangle, stained with period-blood and splatters of star shaped sceptic semen.

The revolution is coming.....another virus, high unemployment, discontented diaspora, the death of Xi. Any one of these things could bring about change.

Fuck the CCP and how they have killed the beautiful (yet gullable) Chinese heart.

The most famous (foreign) expat in China and all of Asia. by alkhd in ccj

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I'll be damned. I love those sexy in 'a little bit fat' way laowai whorshipping Chinese sluts.

我和我儿子习近平 Me and my son Xijinping by [deleted] in ccj

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I am pissing laughing at this :)

He speaks beautiful Chinese. How the fuck can he keep a straight face?

The most famous (foreign) expat in China and all of Asia. by alkhd in ccj

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He looks a bit fucked up but that Rainy looks like she is eager to please.

The most famous (foreign) expat in China and all of Asia. by alkhd in ccj

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Who the fuck is Maz?...... and where can i subscribe to his newsletter?

Gay sock sales by [deleted] in ccj

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Well they may have sexy man sweat in them, but my socks are able to support themselves erect under the weight of their (or mine to be precise) own cum. They look like some sort of calcified Indian rope trick.

2020 - The year of unjerk by plastic_infestation in ccj

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Thank you for that! Yah I'm gonna have to lay off now that I'm living in Europe. They don't take kindly to ganbei culture and the extra three percent in the beers don't help either when you are used to downing 24 cans of mini snow.

No new posts lately. You all busy applying? by alkhd in ccj

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Well hopefully the little fuckers will also learn how to drop poison into General Secretary Pigface's tea.

Pansy fairies: You've been temporarily banned from participating in r/China by [deleted] in ccj

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I got my account suspended for calling someone a chinese faggot. I'm not entirely sure if he was Chinese but he was definitely a faggot.

2020 - The year of unjerk by plastic_infestation in ccj

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president 11? Can one of you explain that nickname? What resulted in the tragic ceasation of drinking 黄水?Has the illusion finally become more depressing than the reality?

Holy Mao. I've been out of China for eight months and I'm starting to run out of amateur 3P Chinese porn movies on pornhub. So much so that I even downloaded tantan again. European Tantan is full of mirthless bitches posting pictures of empty wine glasses with a blurry Eiffel Tower in the background. The glass is the Rainy's soul and the blur represents their life ideology.

No new posts lately. You all busy applying? by alkhd in ccj

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This is shocking. In a few more years, Timofski is going to mutilate little Apple's carefully crafted pronunciation for which I sacrificed five years of my life trying to make less shit.

MEGALINK DISCUSSION THREAD of mundane shit Chinese people do that absolutely wrecks your head. by plastic_infestation in ccj

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明白

Signs the economy is storming along by [deleted] in ccj

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Yeah but all you need is one group of Bald Chinese Gangster Pissheads on their way to have a session right next door to your apartment and it's Ching -ching for stumpy Taitai

CCJ 2020 Spring-Summer Catalogue Bingo by F_T_F in ccj

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Masks are for the subways, the bank (robberies) and airplanes. The thoughts of some stinking Bao An telling me what to do is enough to make me want to punch him in his imaginary mouth.

CCJ 2020 Spring-Summer Catalogue Bingo by F_T_F in ccj

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Summer eh? You forgot waving to the breakfast making 5th floor neighbour whilst holding a beer at the crack of dawn, naked as the day God bore you.

Princess Rocky of the Xi Dynasty embarks on her journey to sit the Imperial State Exam. by plastic_infestation in ccj

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I've been soaped up,massaged and tossed off in those bathtubs....Memories. (Not by four male cops though)

Princess Rocky of the Xi Dynasty embarks on her journey to sit the Imperial State Exam. by plastic_infestation in ccj

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谢谢阿

Bao Bao Wo by plastic_infestation in ccj

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good. She needs the practice.

Bao Bao Wo by plastic_infestation in ccj

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I was tired what can I say. I'm at that age. And it was my third day off cigarettes so my fuse was a little short. Sometimes it's less hassle to just have a wank. Do you know it?

Chinese beers. by PATGUI in ccj

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Is that what your name means? Hapi 哈尔滨啤酒?

Chinese beers. by PATGUI in ccj

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I was always partial to the wusu myself. It seemed to fill me up more than watery piss aka...most chinese beers. The one thing that bothered me about was whether or not the Xinjiang people might be messing with it as revenge against the evil CCP.

Faggots welcome. by PATGUI in ccj

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You called what 名字?

Someone needs to teach you tims how to shitpost by Scumis in ccj

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I love it when you meet someone so dumb it's hard to tell whether they are or not.