I am both disgusted and strangely touched that of all the places you could choose to set your bare asshole, you obviously much prefer to set your bare asshole upon me than elsewhere whenever possible.

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'm too nauseous to waste sushi tonight. Hopefully tomorrow night the offer still stands.

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By offer, I hope you're referring to sushi.

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It's a sushi...deal, if you will.