I am both disgusted and strangely touched that of all the places you could choose to set your bare asshole, you obviously much prefer to set your bare asshole upon me than elsewhere whenever possible.

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[–]Intuit 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I won't let them sit up straight on my desk or lap. Laying down only or get on the damn floor.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Trust me, he's setting his bare asshole on many more places.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Melody! How was the sushi?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'm too nauseous to waste sushi tonight. Hopefully tomorrow night the offer still stands.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

By offer, I hope you're referring to sushi.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's a sushi...deal, if you will.