Germany set to add citizenship test questions about Jews and Israel

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[–]GuyWhite 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Can they just suck a jew clock instead?

[–]xoenix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wow. Wouldn't this basically be a humiliation ritual for a lot of Muslims (seeking citizenship) in Germany? Do a majority of Muslim immigrants even believe in Germany's official history of the holocaust?

[–]ShoahKahn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Post-WWII krauts will forever be studied as the example case for what happens when (((The Parasite))) exsanguinates a host into extinction.

[–]YoMamma 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

A surprisingly decent post, nignog. Here are the annoying questions:

How many years ago did the first Jewish people live in what is now Germany? Answer: Around 1700 years ago

What is a Jewish centre of worship called? Answer: A synagogue

What do stumbling stones (Stolpersteine) commemorate? Answer: Victims of National Socialism

What is an example of antisemitic behaviour? Answer: Holocaust denial

What is a possible punishment for Holocaust denial in Germany? Answer: A prison sentence of up to five years or a fine

In which year was the state of Israel founded? Answer: 1948

On what legal basis was the state of Israel founded? Answer: A United Nations resolution

Which country do the majority of Jews who currently live in Germany come from? Answer: Former Soviet Union counties

In which German cities do the largest Jewish communities live? Answer: Berlin and Munich Who can join a Jewish Maccabi sports club? Answer: Anyone

What are the reasons that Germany has a special responsibility for Israel? Answer: Crimes committed under National Socialism

What statements related to Israel are forbidden in Germany? Answer: Publicly calling for the end of the state of Israel

A small slection of these will be randomly chosen for each exam.

[–]Oyveygoyim[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Because it's not ridiculous at all to go to Germany and have to answer questions about Germans...oh wait it's not about Germans. The questions are about the communist jews who ruined Germany.

[–]YoMamma 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I complemented your post, niglet. The questions are about a German-Jewish minority, which seems unfair, and some of the questions are about terrible German guilt, so what they'd have to do now is include questions about Polish Germans, Turkish Germans, Danish Germans, Frisian Germans, Sinti Germans, Roma Germans, and gay Germans, autistic Germans, to be properly inclusive of the other minorities. Gay and autistic Germans were murdered in concentration camps, so they should be included in the questions. ...

[–]Oyveygoyim[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

New questions, German magazine Der Spiegel reported, are to include: What is a Jewish house of prayer called? When was the State of Israel founded? What is the reason for Germany’s special responsibility for Israel? How is Holocaust denial punished in Germany? And, somewhat mysteriously: Who can become a member of the approximately 40 Jewish Maccabi sports clubs in Germany?

[–]CivilWarrior 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

As if the Japs didn't do the same shit as the Nazi.