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[–]AeoooAe 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

This is the most glorious video I’ve seen in 2023. That segment overplayed with the sad strings is a meme by itself.

“What can we do!!!??? Is there a plan to keep the voters in line?”

Well, you could roll out Hillary Clinton once more and let her make an official statement, as Kamala would probably fuck it up and make people like Cornel West even more. Hillary at least proved herself likable enough to win the popular vote. She might do the trick?

Or let CIAOC talk more about Jesus as a cover up for impoverishing the masses and burying them in inflation, as the US must sink trillions into sordid, senseless proxy wars, mass mutilation and depopulation, bank bailouts for all the banks compromised by FTX’s and Sam Bankman Fried’s downfall related or invoking casino banking schemes, pandemic relief for the superrich only, and into couping, exploiting, oppressing or regime changing where and whoever the fuck they want, all with guaranteed support from CIAOC.

Anyway, as far as I’ve noticed Big Pharma and Big Fauci and Big Eugenicist Fucker causing the new normals of permanent excess death and permanent excess disability have Cornel and the Green Party firmly in line, so what’s the problem?

I got a late response to Sudo’s suggestion that Cornpop = Cornel, and I think it fits here, so here goes.

One is left with the impression that Joe Biden has managed to hit himself hard with that rusty chain.

After I only vaguely registered this prime cringe and nonsense before, Sudo’s post finally made me take a deep dive into that Wilmington swimming pool and hit my own head hard in turn, straight into this awful quote from a 2019 Delaware online article:

“Joe understands black folks, poor folks, all folks,” Smith said at the event. “He loves people.”

That’s conspicuously omitting that, with a particular subset of people on the younger side, he loves to freak them out and max out the measurement extremes on the uncomfortable meter by pulling them in uninvited and sniffing their hair and stuff, showing his special kind of ”love and understanding.”

More apt and applying to the success of his political career seems that:

Joe understands any and all bribes a small town, a small state, or the globe can offer: (MBNA) bank bribes, DuPont (multinational chemical industry giant) bribes, predatory credit card company bribes, Comcast bribes, Big Pharma bribes, the blood-curling and blood-clottingly chilling effect of comprehensive media and regulatory agency capture, how to get a prosecutor that’s about to investigate and expose one’s own dirty dealings fired, Burisma bribes, Chinese bribes, all weapon manufacturer bribes the MIC has to offer, and, last but not least, the bribes and protections collected from hundreds of thousands of LLCs, by creating an on-shore dark money’s paradise of financial niqabs, burqas and other Delaware veil wear that hides dizzyingly large dirty money streams considerably better from public and IRS scrutiny than any fundamentalist Muslim can hide his claim(s) to female possession from the jealous or curious eyes of the world. He loves people? He loves bribes and monied power!

Apparently Biden has been hawking his Cornpop story all his life. According to a sycophantic 2010 hagiography in The Root (back when Biden was the Vice-President to the carefully groomed CIA asset Obama) the manufactured content goes that “humbly serving badass” Joe, the precursor of Dark Brandon, was 19 years old when the purported showdown with Cornpop happened in (presumably) the summer of 1962, where Cornel Cornpop was a tender 9 years old, allegedly leading a gang of bad dudes wielding straight razors (rain barrel-dipped to make them rusty) under a pseudonym to hide his identity. Impressive Cornpop Cornel record, to put it mildly…

For the uninitiated I’m adding the full Wilmington swimming pool speech. Warning: poses a far greater danger of drowning at any age than a dive into a swimming pool does to a 5-year old, but the comments help you come up for air.

And the SNL video with another establishment lackey handling him with a velvet glove, Stephen Colbert, instead of stabbing him with rusty straight razors till there’s no voter life left in this particular puppet.

It’s so disheartening and repulsive that a guy like this gets made President.

“Now that the pool got named after me, does that mean I get a private soundproof compartment to shower with any girl that I pick?”

“Black people (as long as they don’t have a white mother, which makes them not really black, unless they’d vote for me) don’t write diaries, do they?” “Who takes poetry serious?”

[–]BlackhaloPurity Pony: Pусский бот[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Kamala would probably fuck it up

My daughter is part of a sociology experiment for poli-sci, and her part is to wear a Kamala 2024 T-shirt for two weeks. So far, she's been slapped, spit on, and had garbage dumped on her. I'm curious to see what happens when she leaves the house.

[–]AeoooAe 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Even though I recognize that the plot might be stolen, all my laurels are belong to you for this cracker of an ignition fuse for a lol rocket launcher straight into outta your mind space.