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[–]unagisongsBurn down Reddit! 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They wonder why Trump wipes the floor with these lightweights. Republicans are a joke.

[–]MeganDelacroix🤡🌎 detainee 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Basically, Trump was walking down the street and saw all these positions lying around that Republican voters wanted. He called out, "Hey, someone drop these?"

And the rest of the GOP field said, "Nah, you can have 'em. We hate 'em all."

Trump: "The voters or the positions?"

GOP: "Both."

So Trump shrugs, pockets the positions, and wins.

GOP: "WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS THIS?!"