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[–]CaelianPost No Toasties 11 insightful - 10 fun11 insightful - 9 fun12 insightful - 10 fun -  (1 child)

From the Medical wing of the Old Jokes Home

Two psychiatrists are talking. One of them says: "I made the strangest Freudian slip the other day. I was having dinner with my mother and I meant to say 'please pass the butter' but somehow it came out 'you stupid bitch, you ruined my life!' "

[–]risistill me 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Actually happened in an elementary school back in the day, or so I was told:

Girls were not allowed to wear trousers in school. Nonetheless one did. In the principal's office, she explained that she had intended to change once she got to school, but her skirt was not perfectly opaque and she'd forgotten her slip. The principal asked, "Did you really mean to change or was it a Freudian slip?" (rim shot)