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MeganDelacroix

Update: To ask that question is actually incredibly irresponsible

MeganDelacroix

MeganDelacroix

I mean, we all knew this, but if you needed a former Secret Service agent saying it, well, now you have one

Dan Bongino

@dbongino

There’s absolutely ZERO chance anyone other than a family member brought that cocaine inside the White House complex.
No chance that would make it past the mag/security checkpoints. Family bypasses those.

5:06 PM · Jul 5, 2023 · 3.7M Views

MeganDelacroix

Uh-huh

An unnamed law enforcement official told Politico on Wednesday that the source of the cocaine found in the White House on Sunday is “unlikely to be determined.”

MeganDelacroix

Update (5:15pm): The puzzle, wrapped in an engima, inside a bag of blow surrounding the "mystery" cocaine found in the White House is drawing in some of the world's most cunning detectives and brilliant minds.

One day after leaked radio intercepts revealed that a "mystery" substance was found over the weekend inside the White House and - after leading to a brief evacuation over hazmat fears - was "cocaine like", the US Secret Service on Wednesday confirmed what everyone already knew - the powdery substance found inside the White House over the weekend is cocaine.

While little new was revealed, secret service spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said that the cocaine was discovered in an area of the West Wing lobby where individuals can store their phones. The lobby is “a heavily traveled area” regularly accessed by both visitors and staff, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said Wednesday.

Daily Caller

@DailyCaller

REPORTER: "If the Secret Service determines who brought the cocaine into the White House, does the White House support the prosecution of this individual?"

JEAN-PIERRE: "I'm just not gonna get into hypotheticals."

🤣

Crazyjanecreepyjeff

Someone ask the CIA

unagisongs

I honestly doubt Biden Jr. is the culprit in this instance as funny as it would be if they traced it back to him. Leaving their cocaine in the White house library makes me think staff working late hours and forgetting their gear. If Biden Jr. was constantly bopping to the library to take a bump. White house security would notice him constantly skittering over to the library when he had no business being in there. Jittery White House staff going to the library for a "study break" every hour wouldn't draw suspicions and doubt they get thoroughly searched all the time. I'd look for the one staff member sweating profusely and looking around nervously at their colleagues from under a pile of books at their desk.

WHELP! Time to piss test the White house staff. Quick! Cocaine gets metabolized fast.

Inuma

Sudoooooo!

reads name

Oh sorry, force of habit

risi

https://legalinsurrection.com/2020/10/hilarity-ensues-after-jill-biden-proclaims-decency-is-on-the-ballot/

hattip: u/berryboy1969

captainramen

Maybe I'm crazy but it's like Hunter is on a secret mission to save the planet via the pure embarrassment of his father

Centaurea

When I clicked on the link, I thought I was heading to the Babylon Bee or The Onion.

🤔 'tis a mystery, for sure.

Happy 4th of July to the good old "Exceptional" USA.

Maniak

The discovery came two days after recovering crack cocaine addict Hunter Biden was last seen at the White House; yet even so there appears to be some "mystery" as to how the cocaine got there.

There can't be enough "/s" in the universe to add to this single sentence. Or two, depending on what the semicolon identifies itself as.

kingsmeg

Answering the question as to how you can get your cocaine delivered to the White House. Answer: you get the White House doctor to prescribe you cocaine hydrochloride, and have the pharmacy deliver it. Probably cheaper than street crack too.

Promyka5

I've got a working theory....

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Who could possibly have done such a thing! 🤔

MeganDelacroix

In a dispatch with an 8:49 p.m. timestamp, a firefighter with the D.C. department’s hazardous materials team radioed the results of a test: “We have a yellow bar saying cocaine hydrochloride.”

The brief broadcast was logged on a website called openmhz.com, which allows people to listen to live and archived radio transmission from police and fire departments.

Is it really that much of a mystery when you've had Hunter and Zelensky over?

WayOfTheBern

The Hunt is on!