Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.(self)
@jvgraz: "My favorite part is Democrats calling RFK Jr a "plant" while they're supporting a vegetable."(twitter.com)
California Closes Gyms For 2 Weeks To Slow The Spread Of Fascism(babylonbee.com)
FNDP: S/way of the Bern 🎶🔥🎶🔥🎶🔥🎶(self)
@Thom_Hartmann: "Hamas apparently knew how to get around Israel’s Iron Dome defenses. They probably learned this from Iran. Iran almost certainly got the information from Russia. And who gave it to Russia? Sure looks like it was Donald Trump, at the request of Putin"(twitter.com)
Elizabeth Warren Says Without Affirmative Action, A Native American Girl Like Herself Would Never Have Been Accepted To Rutgers(babylonbee.com)
If you want to hear the truth, I suggest you watch The View(twitter.com)
Police officer who fatally shot sobbing man temporarily rehired to apply for pension(youtube.com)
This was the scene after Mitch McConnel was escorted behind closed doors.(i.imgur.com)
Biden Says Giant Oversized Check From Burisma He’s Holding Is Right-Wing Misinformation(babylonbee.com)
Pentagon Official: The war has been a strategic failure for Ukraine. Reporter: A strategic failure for Ukraine? Pentagon Official: I'm sorry, a strategic failure for Ukraine. Pentagon Official: Whoops(youtu.be)
This sub has the most draconian censorship on the internet. I like turtles.(self)
Biden blames the press for bad poll numbers ¦ The US president has suggested that negative media coverage is affecting voters’ perception of his performance(rt.com)
Experts Believe Aaron Rodgers Ankle Injury A Result Of Being Unvaccinated(babylonbee.com)
Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides(babylonbee.com)
A.I. Transformed Into Illiterate Moron After Just Three Hours Watching CNN(twitter.com)
Just when you thought it couldn't get more ridiculous - PB&J sandwiches: Are they racist? News at 10.(imgur.com)
Bud Light Plummets To 14th Place Among Beers As Anheuser-Busch CEO Pleads For Consumers To Think Of The 65,000 Employees Impacted By Boycotts(finance.yahoo.com)
DC Police Say They May Never Discover Who Left Bag Of Cocaine Labeled 'Property Of H. Biden' At White House(babylonbee.com)
Human Rights Campaign declares blue stripe in rainbow flag now stands for heterosexual men(planetwavesfm.substack.com)
In Honor Of Lives Lost In The Sub, Biden Announces Another $5 Billion For Ukraine(babylonbee.com)