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AriShekelsteinDDS

It’s so funny how they all run crying to Reddit the moment they get criticized for ANYTHING.

The responses are borderline enraging. The fucking snark these mid wits lay down is just…unreal.

They cannot imagine a world where every little thing doesn’t get resolved in their favor.

Imagine being asked “was it necessary for you to wear your fake penis around a bunch of children” (and let’s be real, that was THE point of what she did) and your first instinct is to accuse your dad of being some kind of weirdo for noticing it and then blaming the pants you wore.

This is precisely why any significant blowback against these people will end up being fucking harsh. When people won’t place governors on their own behaviors and insist on being unreasonable, people will become unreasonable in response. And it won’t take place on Reddit…

Femaleisnthateful

Like what's the point of wearing a prosthetic like this if you don't want people to notice it?

binaryblob

I wish I had such an easy life that I had to invent problems.

Still, I find it hard to believe that these are people and not bots.

Q-Continuum-kin

The comments are actually kind of amusing because some of them have a vast knowledge of different brands of fake dicks.

Mine is a pack and play Tommy. I think because it's silicone, it has a tendency to want to stick out. I'm 5'3" and 115 lbs. I think it's an average size for most people. I don't mind it being a little big but it's not obnoxious.

Typical FtM height but ok claiming the thing isn't that big.

The Tommy is also a little over 5 inches long which is above average for a flacid penis, flacid dicks are more around the 3 inch range. Your dad wasn’t in the right to tell you to take it off, but it might’ve just legitimately looked like you had a boner.

LOL ok... You're 5'2 (probably actually more like 5'1) walking around with a full 5" erection and mad about your family complaining?

Okay this specific pack and play is huge/firm. I can’t pull it off in cargo pants and I’m 5’10” 200lbs. I think genuinely, you looked like you were rock hard and that is inappropriate.

Actual common sense? Yeah she's still trying to use a fake dick but at least trying to be realistic. They all think they need 8" as if that's normal. Like 1-10 % of guys have that.

CheeseWizard

Trans men finding out it's inappropriate to have a boner during a children party: extremely surprising.

Oyveygoyim

Those freaks need to be stopped

NastyWetSmear

I know we all know this, because we aren't fucking simpletons, but:

First of all, your father wasn't looking at your crotch like some kind of pervert. Humans have the capacity to notice strange things, and when they notice, they look at them to confirm. If you stuffed a pack of playing cards between your arse cheeks and then put on tight pants, people will notice there's a strange lump in your pants when they look at you. This isn't them staring at your arse, this is their ability to instantly glance and summarize a person's shape with the power of their primary and peripheral vision working together - and when there's an out of place lump, their brain instantly notices, draws attention to it and your father, rightly, said something about the fact you seemed to be hiding something in your pants.

Second of all - it's a party for 10 year old kids. At some stage you have made the following conscious choices before leaving that morning:
1) This will be a day and an event that I need to bring my artificial penis.
2) Despite claiming to be a man, this will be a day and event where some tight pants are appropriate.
3) Having claimed to be a man and still gone with pants that most men wouldn't wear to a children's party, and having installed your fake penis despite going to a children's party, you reviewed the lump in your pants so obvious that your own father instantly spotted it and said: "Yes, this what I want to show at a children's party"...

... The absolute fucking gall of you to stand there and accuse your father of inappropriate activity after this was your thought pattern is utterly disgusting.

Jiminy

lol definitely someone based mocking them

alladd

God, TIMs are nasty but pooners are just fucking sad. Chubby fujo wants to wear her rubber weenie to scare boys away from touching her ever again but she has literally zero self-awareness so she's just creeping kids the fuck out instead. Hey, I'll give her credit - that's pretty male of her.