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Redditors upset that Meta is removing tampon dispensers from the men's bathrooms
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Bloody hell. About halfway down that first comment it just becomes people praising that dude who shot that CEO and asking for more murder. Reddit will ban a whole sub for liking Donald Trump as "Hateful"... But you have sub after sub asking people to shoot dudes with big money jobs? Nah, you're good. Keep plugging away.

AI-powered male masturbator
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"That's a nice monitor."
"Yeah. Refresh rate isn't the best, but I like the way it connects to the two, smaller, side monitors and lets you create an immersive view."
"Did you build the rig yourself?"
"Almost all of it. I ordered it with the motherboard, ram and power supply already installed and then picked out and installed the rest."
"I see you got the autocunt 69 as well."
"Yup. Water cooled. Ripped my dick right off."
"Nice. Ray tracing?"

Climate Change Arrested
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This explains why it's so cool today.

Trump did this
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In this man's mind, Trump is God, wrathfully smiting those who have angered him... It's not weather. It's not those explosive trees the yanks got from us. It's not those nut jobs starting fires... Trump is personally towering over the city, hurling fireballs from his hands, pissing rivers of magma and farting pyroclastic blasts of ash and flame...

... Then going on podcasts and shit and suggesting ways it could have been prevented.

"We could have diverted that water, that good water, but they wanted to worry about a fish... Or more virgins could have been sacrificed to me."

Is it okay to be mediocre?
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Yeah. Mathematically, the majority of any number of people who do any particular thing have to be, right? Even if there was some strange event where everyone who attempted something completed it 100% perfectly, that would simply become the average.

Why Modern Dating Sucks 22: "I don't judge anyone. Live And Let Live, man. By the way, I hate all Trump supporters, people who support Israel, and all men in general. Also, down with capitalism!"
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She's a bit "apocalyptic"?... She believes she will end all life?

LA Mayor Karen Bass blunders her way through fire warnings on ‘the big one’ — and directs people to get help ‘at URL’
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I went to URL, but it was just more porn!! Help! I'm still on fire!

Leftists make up bullshit on video game groups, just for internet karma, and the users eat it up.
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The top comment isn't someone telling this person to grow up, fuck off and play something else. The world is a strange place.

Mark Zuckerberg announces the end of Facebook's overreaching censorship policies
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Cool! I'll just hold my breath until that happens!

New Dungeons & Dragons Supplement Delivers Rant On "Anticolonial Play" Asking Players To "Avoid Narrow Morality" Against Monster Races Like Gnolls
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Remember when D&D was like: "Play however you want. Our rules are guidelines. Have fun!" Now it's like: "We have solved morality. We know all that is good and how it will impact you in the future. Please follow these strict guidelines for all future games and human interactions. Signed - the arbiters of Good and Evil."

Checking in on Bluesky in 2025
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I've seen dozens of posts on Facebook about people calling for the murder of more CEO's. I've even seen one specifically with a post from Elon Musk and a caption saying: "You're next!" on some angry looking dude from a movie... Pretty much the most direct: "Please kill Elon Musk" you can have.

I've reported them just to see what happens. As it turns out, directly asking for the death of someone, celebrating the death of someone and saying it should happen again and cheering for the death of someone... Isn't a call for violence, according to Facebook. I must have misunderstood what a call for violence is, because I normally consider people saying: "Killing people is good and I want us to do it more. Here are the specific targets I want it to happen to, please..." was that.

My mistake...

Rapper shoots himself in the leg during an interview
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Look at this squirming, twitching, uncomfortable little moron, reaching into his pocket to fondle a gun he brought to an interview, loaded and ready to fire, as if he would need to murder the host for his own safety.

The tragedy is only that he didn't blow his own balls off to protect us from his genes spreading.

Canada PM Trudeau to announce resignation as early as Monday, Globe and Mail reports
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To know him is not to miss him when he's gone.

Apparently even just mentioning the word "fatherless" is rightwing propaganda
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Do you think, when he read that message, there was a sound of pain and a half dozen rings went flying out of his body?

Apparently even just mentioning the word "fatherless" is rightwing propaganda
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Boy, Sonic sure got soft.

'Save Girls Sports' shirts blasted as 'transphobic' by SF Chronicle culture critic: 'Next MAGA hat?'
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Hopefully it's as successful as the MAGA hats. If there was a Trans Sport section where anyone can pretend to be whatever they like and compete against other people pretending to be whatever they want? Go nuts!

The Freedom From Religion Foundation removed an article they had published titled "Biology is not Bigotry" and then published a hit piece on the author
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That's awful, but in a funny way biology is full of bigotry. It favours the strong, the beautiful, the smart and happily shits all over those who aren't to the point of death if need be. Hell, an odd combination of genes and biology will just hurl cancers and shit at you until you're gone, won't even bat an eye.

What a California school district is teaching 10 year olds about sex and gender
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I'd be looking for hidden cameras, unmarked cars and mics if some kid I hardly knew ran up to me and wanted to ask about their genitals.

"Would it be misleading if I tell people Im bisexual?"
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Wow! My diet is going great! This just made me throw up in my own mouth, and that's all calories I didn't need leaving me! Thanks!

Damn irish
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A lot of your buildings appear to be partially finished Minecraft builds.

Redditors "friend' apparently drunenkly confesses to killing a dude in a knife duel and then tossingt he body in a swamp at age 14
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Or, in this case, very banal imaginations.

Imagine the total lack of police work that would go into not finding out who this was:

"So your son vanished? Did he have any recent problems or people who had cause to be angry with him?"
"Well, there was this one boy who had a very, very personal beef with him. Oddly that boy recently reported himself to the hospital with multiple cuts and stabs, as if he had been in some kind of knife fight. Apparently he was covered in swamp mud when he arrived at the hospital. Strange, that happened almost exactly the same day my son got lost in the woods that contains that swamp which apparently I know for sure he was in according to the screenshot."
"My, that is strange!... Well, it's obviously a cold case. We'll call you if your son reports in."

Only a Redditor and a child could think you could enter a face to face duel with knives and, somehow, escape without needing some kind of medical attention. There are only a handful of spots you can put a knife that will stop a person instantly in their tracks and the old adage, while not always this dramatic, typically holds true: In a knife fight, the loser dies in the street, while the winner dies later in the hospital.

Can anyone think of the queers?!
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Regardless, it should be acknowledged that gay people not being able to adopt babies isn't even close to "The worst thing" about a couple raping their adopted children... I think most people would agree the worst part would be the child rape.

r/transgender squabbles over Democrats scrapping the proposed changes to Title IX
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There's a lot of mental gymnastics at work there, but maybe the most disheartening one is the people claiming this will stall Trump's supposed Trans concentration camps... The problem being that rather than simply admitting they were victims of propaganda and Trump never intended or even suggested he would do anything of the sort, they will claim that Biden's genius move of scrapping a bullshit idea saved them all by delaying Trump's plan until he was out of office.

TIL in Medieval Sweden, the law prevented men from milking cows because it was associated with bestiality unless a woman did it
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I think your theory falls apart when men still have to get up at the crack of dawn to feed the animals, till the fields, etc...

TIL in Medieval Sweden, the law prevented men from milking cows because it was associated with bestiality unless a woman did it
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This is one of those laws that really makes you think about the process by which everyone in an office agreed on it:

"A man shouldn't be grasping the breast of a cow and squeezing it. T'wod be a sin should he become aroused by doing so. Tis best it were woman's work, as women could grasp a bovines supple, yielding bosom and gently urge the milk forth with the subtle but insistent rhythm of their tiny hands without becoming aroused..."
"Sir, your erection is making the table uneven."

There was a law in a state in Australia that said it was illegal to penetrate the anus of an animal... But neglected to mention the vagina. I like to think it was because they had found someone buggering an animal and created a law in reaction, rather than the alternative.

"Right, so it's agreed. You can't fuck an animal in the arsehole"
"Yup. That's wrong."
"... Or the vagina."
"Woah, now, hey... Hang on... Let's not go crazy here..."