My mom wants me to do more chores because "I am a girl now"

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[–]Titanic 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I like this! This is a genius idea to pressure your kids to give up on the whole tranny cult.

If I ever have a wife and kids and one of them buys the trans idea, I'll do this with him.

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"Mum, Dad. I'm a man now."
"Alright, sweetie. I'll sign you up for military service."

"Mum, Dad. I'm a woman now."
"Alright, sweetie. Let me get you a 50 year old man to marry as part of an arranged marriage."

[–]SMCAB 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is what should be happening all along. If my son came home and said he wanted to be a cat. Well you can be damn sure I'm gonna make him be about it.

He's drinking milk from a saucer, would be required to catch mice with his teeth, he would sprayed with water everytime he touched my countertops, and he'd have to shit in a sandbox.

[–]weavilsatemyface 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hoist on they/them's own petard! 😁

[–]Femaleisnthateful 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So what makes him a girl? Wearing dresses and makeup? But actually doing work is misogynistic! Reminds me of my ex's sister who had no problem having him drive her everywhere and give her money, but as soon as he asked her for help he was a chauvinist!

This Troon just wants to watch anime porn all day and be affirmed for it. How do you not know your own parents' age?

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

“But mom, I just want to dress in spinny skirts and wank myself to oblivion all day! It’s not fair!”

[–]Brewdabier 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Do what she want's then seek mental help, gender dysphoria treatment is the answer.

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The funniest part is he has no idea how old his mom is. What a little asshole.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Mom I'm a girl now!"

"Do the dishes!".