"looking for an open world game with no icky magic or cartoonish bullshit like Zelda"

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Okay, so I can get wanting games in a specific genre. But his requirements are just nuts, because after you eliminate his "no magic/supernatural/futuristic elements," all that's left are GTA 5, RDR2, Kingdom Come Deliverance. Which he mentioned himself!

[–]LtGreenCo 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Psshhh! Still too supernatural. Like, magic roads and buildings that can somehow withstand multiple grenade launcher hits? Come on. Magic invisible walls at the edge of the map? Magical people walking around with the same faces and clothing as if identical twins could be produced in those numbers. Magic horses and vehicles that you can just ride without any training? Magical beds that put you to sleep as soon as you lay in them? Complete and utter nonsense.

No this game should require you to not just eat and drink, but shower, shave, brush your teeth, clip your toenails, work a full 8 hour shift, do your taxes every year, sleep every evening, go to the doctor periodically, including sitting in the waiting room for an hour. A game where you need to pass exams and get a license before you can drive or pilot a vehicle. It has to be PERFECTLY non-supernatural or it's GARBAGE and you're a gigantic idiot for suggesting it. Edit: guys why the downvotes?