Today in Things That Never Happened

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[–]Femaleisnthateful 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Notice how he's a lesbian but his actual female boss is merely 'sapphic'?

[–]butterbucket 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's important to acknowledge and respect the diversity within the LGBTQ+ community, which includes a wide spectrum of identities and orientations. While the term "lesbian" refers specifically to a woman who is attracted to other women, the term "sapphic" can be used more broadly to describe a person who is attracted to other women regardless of their gender identity. It's essential to use language that is inclusive and accurately represents the experiences and identities of individuals. Let's continue to foster a supportive and inclusive environment for everyone.

[–]wylanderuk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck off bot...

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

After saving the workplace from the evil comments of the transphobe our protagonist was summoned by the great parliament of lesbians and was bestowed the title of honorary lesbian in perpetua by the head honcho Sappho supreme, our protagonist then has a tantrum right there on the holy carpet of the inner lesbian sanctum as she realizes that the title of honorary lesbian has deligitimized her being as an actual real lesbian and she then proceedes to use her totally real Rambo skills to overthrow the TERF government and start a new trans-lesbian empire rules by herself ending the patriarchal tyranny of the female exclusive lesbian counsel with a new trans-lesbian dictatorship of the penistariat.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

honorary lesbian

How very dare you, sir! Don't you know that he is a more real lesbian than lesbians are? Get with the times!