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[–]slavdude0 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Shiver me timbers. It turns out I'm female because I take care of my hygiene and have a shopping list. Starting OnlyFans ASAP.

The real question here is - what sort of hygiene routine these freaks had if they think that taking care of your nails is a female trait? Maybe start with cleaning your dick cheese.

Fucking yuck.

[–]Haylstorm 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Skincare routines are good for everyone too. Some people seem to think it's all about being pretty when some of it is just basic looking after yourself like wearing sunscreen. Or using moisturiser, I know that really helps my bf with his eczema and general skin health. As he puts it "It helps stop my skin from falling off."

[–]slavdude0 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Bingo. I have dry skin so I moisturize it, use oils, etc.

It's not about excessive beauty. It's about not looking like a hobo with skin cancer.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Whoah dude you bathe? You sure you aren't a woman?

[–]slavdude0 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I'm both.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You bathe and shower!!!! Eewwwwwww.

[–]Haylstorm 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Right? Your skin is a big part of you. Take care of it. Some men are so damn resistant to even the basic shit when it literally only helps.

Plus some of it just makes your skin feel and look a lot better even if what you're doing is minimal. I just don't want people to have cracked skin or manage to get an infection from it all because moisturiser is for women.

[–]artfunk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Watin you tok make sense. I know say dry skin na real wahala, and e no be just about looking fine or doing excessive beauty. E be about taking care of your skin and making sure say you no go get skin cancer. "I understand say you no wan overdo things, but sometimes you need to do something to take care of your skin. Moisturizing and using oils are good ways to keep your skin healthy and hydrated. You no wan make your skin dry and cracked, and you no wan make e look like say you be hobo or something. "I know say some people might say say you dey do too much, but I think say na good thing to take care of your skin. You only get one body, and you need to take care of it. If you no take care of your skin, who go do am for you? "So, I no think say na bad thing to use oils and moisturizers to take care of your skin. I think say na good thing, and I encourage you to continue doing am. No be everybody go understand, but na your body, and you need to do wetin go make you feel good and healthy. "If you dey find some good oils and moisturizers to use, I fit recommend some. Just let me know, and I go give you some options. I know say na your choice, but I think say na good idea to take care of your skin, especially if you get dry skin. "Remember say you no be alone. Plenty people get dry skin, and plenty people dey use oils and moisturizers to take care of am. No be bad thing, and you no need to feel ashamed of am. Just keep doing wetin go make you feel good and healthy, and no mind wetin other people dey tok."

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's about not looking like a hobo with skin cancer.

What if my fetish is to be a hobo with skin cancer? That's hobophobia, you bigot!