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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Some people are so vile that even the flammenwerfer, crucifix, and woodchipper are too good for them.

Pete, get the belt sander and the 24-grit sandpaper...

[–]HiddenFox 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

One needs only to look to the past for a solution!

In the Ottoman Empire, succession of the emperor though assassination was a legit form of acquiring the throne.

The idea being that the assaian would kill his predecessor in a way that it would instill such fear into everyone so that they would not dare try to assassinate him, knowing that should a new assaian fail the same fate would await them.

The climax of this being the teenage sultan Osman II, who in May 1622 suffered an excruciating death by “compression of the testicles"

However, rereading the headline I wonder if this would even be an option at this point?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

The climax of this being the teenage sultan Osman II, who in May 1622 suffered an excruciating death by “compression of the testicles"

What a Chad, he was getting his nuts pressed free of charge, while simps today have pay women in heels to stomp theirs.

[–]HiddenFox 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

HAHAHA!