The truest female experience: faking an orgasm

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[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

If he's post-op then he's never going to coax an orgasm out of his butchered meat hole.

[–]alladd 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I mean what could you even say to make this any funnier?

A bunch of failed men all agreeing that their collective inability to make any of their exes orgasm is like, totally how they know they're women too, because now the drugs they're full up on have killed their libidos. It's fucking hilarious.

The geriatric pervert at the bottom who writes like he has schizophrenia is just icing on the fucking cake. These old dudes are so clearly AGP to their core and yet the rest of the MtF community pretends they're not because it would break their ideology to admit it.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Probably realized that he'd hit the point of fucking a broken gay man, and just couldn't even.

[–]Davethe_blank_ 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

you know what would allow someone to experience orgasms? not fucking with your hormones or your sex organs. Why are people supposed to feel sorry for someone who altered themselves and now their shit don't work? Seems to me they did the world a favor, because these rejects won't be procreating.

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Completely unfair.

Why blame this problem on the snart who had to fake the orgasm when it's much more likely it was "the gay man fucking them was beaten into submission but still couldn't get it up for his struggle session of halfhearted thrusting and making a snart bite the pillow, so the snart finally showed him mercy and pretended they came so he could stop pretending he wanted it?

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I don't believe women do this.

They fake faking

[–]alladd 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They do it for bad sex with uncooperative men, I'm sure.