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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 9 fun5 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Have you accepted Jesus into your heart because he's the only mother fucker who could come back from that.

[–]William_World 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

jerk store called

[–]BluuDegenerate 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If you have to beg for a comeback online I think its fair to say you already lost

[–]Nintendogirl2 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

LOL. Reminds me of the idiots saying that Robin Williams was a transwoman.

[–]brimshaeBased Woodchipper Merchant 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Reminds me of the idiots saying that Robin Williams was a transwoman.

Why, because he killed himself?

[–]Nintendogirl2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Exactly! Although, the idiots' claim was because Robin Williams sometimes cross-dressed in comedic roles like Ms.Doubtfire. It definitely backfires for the above reasons.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

My favourite comeback is to tell people I fucked their dad

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

But if you fucked their dad, you're not getting your comeback like you asked for, so it doesn't really work that way.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

That’s the thing… I never want my cum back I consider it a blessing I give to others.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

um...well the jerk store called, and it ran out of your cum! Is that how we're supposed to counter it?

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I fucked your granddad

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Why, because my granddad killed himself? For being trans, like Kurt Cobain?

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

No because I fucked his granddad… and his granddads granddad

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

But you see, young Padawan, this is where your ultimate comeback technique fails, as one can merely say "Yeah, and they said you were lousy in bed"- and your whole attack is hoisted by its own petard as hard as my granddad, his granddad, and his granddad's granddad were hoisted on your cock. This is why you need a varied assault of comebacks.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

And that’s when I fuck them

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

But by the example the OP has given, you're thus fucking a troon and you have only punished yourself.

I'm sure your father, your father's father, his father's father, and his father's father would be disappointed of you fucking a troon if I told them when I fucked them.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not a chicken; you're a turkey! That's what the anti-drug ad said always worked...

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wants a comeback.

Goes to a place that censors dissenting opinions so people don’t need to use comebacks.

[–]Horror-Swordfish 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I thought comebacks were supposed to be immediate and witty retorts, not something you think about for three days and ask on Reddit about before surprising the person with a, "nuh-uh" or a, "your mom" after they've forgotten what offhanded remark they made.

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

LMAO! You can't come back from that. Worst case, call Kim Kardashian. I heard she has a good come back story.