How to die horribly

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[–]QueenBread 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

Enabling abusive relationships and, while they're at it, telling women they have to be the emotional support for the men.

[–]slavdude0 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Nigga, you're an ovarit cunt. Where enabling abusive relationships and, while they're at it, telling men they have to be the emotional support for the women is the norm.

[–]jet199[S] 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Shut up and make me a sandwich

[–]slavdude0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Dishwashers don't eat sandwiches.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I knew one girl who was like this with street dogs in the third world.

"It's a puppy that needs love?".No I think it's a potentially rabid wolf essentially.

Would she listen? Nah. Would she get bit by street dogs? Yeah. Would she take seriously the "you need to go to the hospital right now and get a rabies shot or you could die" warnings that everyone was giving her? Nah of course not. How she was still alive was baffling.

Seems a failing of certain women, despite everyone else in their life telling them to stay away from the dangerous monster they are in love with it for some reason and won't listen to reason. This of course furthers my theory that personal hygiene is irrelevant for men since of course the more monstrous you smell the more women you will get. This concludes my TED talk.

[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, the female in our species is made to be emphatic and nurturing, while the male is made to be aggressive and violent. This is why you get men committing most of the violent crimes and women claiming the evil murderer is just a misunderstood boy.

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

people love dogs but most dogs bite people. You need to train a dog since a puppy to be loyal to you, lot of work people don't want to do. But that's the only way it's a good idea.

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is not how Grizzly Man ends.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What did she do?

[–]clownworlddropout 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

deescalating conflict will get you killed

Ok.

[–]jet199[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

There wasn't a conflict at the beginning.

[–]clownworlddropout 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He says sorry in the last panel, implying a conflict.

[–]jet199[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Implying a cycle of abuse

[–]Clown_Chan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Uh...this don't belongs in this sub.

It has nothing to do with wokenism, sjw or trannies.

[–]jet199[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's not all that tumblr is.