“I want to be a weak girl who needs a strong man to open jars for me”

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[–]jet199 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

They literally jump on any joke about women and think if they become the embodiment of that joke it will turn them into a real girl.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Just imagine makeup caked on their faces like it was done by toddlers, long stringy greasy thin hair cascading down their back with a sharp widows peak and small bald patch. Slight stubble on their face. Weak bone structure and excess weight gain that goes straight to their guts.. small a cup boobs from the hormones and obesity. Weak arms that can barely hold a jar let alone open it. Thighs that rub together chafing and their tiny wiener that can’t get up because the hormones have sterilized them. Truly a picture of beauty

[–]Chipit 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Dude...stop...you're too good at painting with words. I'm freaked out. I need mindbleach.