“I want to be a weak girl who needs a strong man to open jars for me”

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[–]jet199 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

They literally jump on any joke about women and think if they become the embodiment of that joke it will turn them into a real girl.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Just imagine makeup caked on their faces like it was done by toddlers, long stringy greasy thin hair cascading down their back with a sharp widows peak and small bald patch. Slight stubble on their face. Weak bone structure and excess weight gain that goes straight to their guts.. small a cup boobs from the hormones and obesity. Weak arms that can barely hold a jar let alone open it. Thighs that rub together chafing and their tiny wiener that can’t get up because the hormones have sterilized them. Truly a picture of beauty

[–]Chipit 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Dude...stop...you're too good at painting with words. I'm freaked out. I need mindbleach.

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I remember watching Contrapoints' video about how he TOTALLY ISN'T AGP and after telling the most boilerplate AGP origin story ever, he talks about how, now that he's a real womyn on hormones, he "doesn't need to have an orgasm during sex", and I was just like...buddy.

That's not something women really think. That's just something your first GF told you because you were bad in bed. You are a living parody.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

What joke, women really do have issues with jars sometimes. And reaching things on the top shelf.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

So do men

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If you can't open a pickle jar you don't get to call yourself a man.

[–]William_World 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

these trans women who are really men want that, cuz you're right, it's a defining characteristic of a woman to be weaker than a man. And they all want a strong man to do strong things for them. It's hard for us men to understand, why would you want to be weak physically? But it's an innate thing from years of evolution.