Ah yes, women, famous for beating up and terrorizing men. That poor, poor, poor soyboy.

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[–]QueenBread[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

Frankly I think you are probably a violent wee shite

Yeah, totally. I'm so menacing I start shit all the time. And then men cower in fear, as I beat them over their heads again and again, and they cry knowing if they stop me the cops will arrest them.

Ain't you a lil' moron.

[–]wylanderuk 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Naw you strike me as more of yappy little dog type of person. More likely if you ever get a partner to be the type that would throw hot water over someone who is sleeping.

[–]QueenBread[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

What if I'm a yappy little dog? You just said that poor, poor men can only take a woman's abuse, so it doesn't matter how dangerous I am, right? The alternate reality you live in must be interesting.

[–]wylanderuk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Those yappy little fuckers are more likely to attack you in my experience, but I have no sympathy for a chick that attacks a man and gets hit back.

"but a man is stronger and can really hurt her!!!!" is most likely to be your reply, but frankly zero fucks given zero...You don't want no shit?, don't start no shit.

[–]QueenBread[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

The response should be equal to the threat level, you psycho.

[–]wylanderuk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

And your reach should not exceed your grasp you fucking idiot.

You don't want a potential ass whooping? Then don't start a fucking fight, its that fucking simple.

I have no more or less sympathy for a 5 foot nothing, 9 stone weakling man that can't fight that attacks a larger, stronger or more experienced man.

You are probably thinking "well a hit to the nuts will stop the man", hate to break it to you numbnuts while it might its much more likely to escalate the severity of the fight.

And I'm the psycho? My position is don't fucking attack someone and expect a free pass and if your attacked do your best to put the other fucker down as fast as you can and GTFO as fast as possible.

[–]QueenBread[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

You don't want a potential ass whooping? Then don't start a fucking fight, its that fucking simple.

Try being a weakass little lady sitting on public transport and having this big drunk hobo approach you. A man can fight back, push him off. A woman can only look away and try to look small. And she even has to pretend to be nice because she's worried about getting him angry.

[–]wylanderuk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

After literal decades of being told "women are just as capable at anything men can do" and "WE WANT EQUALITY!!!!!!!" sucks to be them and I don't owe them fucking anything.

Or does "no means no" not count when it comes to "I don't need no man".

[–]QueenBread[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Get help, pal.

[–]wylanderuk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah believing women goes fucking nowhere...