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[–]NastyWetSmear 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

Just any old random causes can be added to your word soup to really spice up the flavour:

"By donating to the Red Cross, you're helping everyone, especially victims of female circumcision."
"Vote Yes on proposition 629, allowing people to record your conversations without your permission, to acknowledge the struggle of trans people."
"When I masturbate on the children's playground, what I'm really doing to reaching out to everyone, particularly lesbians of colour."

[–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

but you physically can't reach out to ANYONE when doing that

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It sounds like you were blessed to require both hands, sir.

[–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

just reach out and stain someone

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

reaching out to everyone, particularly lesbians of colour.".

You love everyone... But you love these ones intensely.