for some reason I'm reminded of that loony HAES "you wouldn't expect a rottweiler to become a chihuahua through exercise, so you wouldn't expect a big woman to lose weight through exercise!" drawing (it might even be a "Poe," but Poe's Law's basically the "it was just a coma dream/they're in Purgatory" theory for the internet, meh)

again, "SJWism" just means "whichever group brought its resentments to Tumblr/the deans and fogeys in the administration building first" rather than anything coherent, systematic