After cutting his dick off, Jazz's mother wonders if he might be asexual

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

I’m against the death penalty…but…I have a hard time thinking of an alternative punishment appropriate for Munchausen Mummies who castrate their sons.

I think we are in the last stages of the Jazz Jennings Self-Deletion countdown. No doubt Jazz’s mother will monetise that and probably sell tickets for the funeral.

[–]LyingSpirit472 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Of course, once that happens, Jazz's mother gets her real goal: She can cry and talk about how she's the victim because her poor, poor trans baby killed themselves and focus on how she'll spend the rest of her life fulfilling Jazz's legacy and SHE gets to be the victim and be important now!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And she will blame transphobia for the self-deletion. She will blame terfs and Desantis and Trump and Walsh.

It’ll be endlessly covered and the media will be totally on her side. All the doubts and struggles Jazz had on his show will be swept under the carpet.

[–]xoenix[S] 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Hopefully Jazz can reboot his career as a detransitioner and start a new show.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

How do you cope with that shit?

I watched an interview with a guy who went through the full surgery and had regrets instantly, but he accepts that he did it to himself (although he does think he was vulnerable at the time). Jazz was a child through the whole process and his mother just made all the decisions for him. I don’t see how you can recover from that.

[–]LyingSpirit472 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah- this even bypasses the "death penalty for the mother" and goes to "if Jazz were to murder his mother, any person with a soul should vote to acquit."

[–]ClassroomPast6178 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Solution found

[–]OuroborosTheory 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

she also goes on interstate drives to "check up" on her brand-spanking-new daughter at college without warning

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Creepy af

[–]notafed 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So, disclaimer: I would rather see Jazz come to terms with what his mother has done to him and go after her in the public and legal squares.

But if Jazz were to commit suicide, it would be karmic justice for it to be a murder-suicide.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Moloch is satisfied.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

One side effect of the transhousens by proxy parents is that society accepting transgender people more means it's more difficult to pull the proxy sympathy. Watch her start sabotaging Jazz somehow just because she will find some way to make Jazz into a more sympathetic figure.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She'll be auctioning the rights off to the networks for sure. 😡

[–]TitsAndWhiskeyPronoun: My Nigga 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Seconded