Maybe I'm just more positive, I'm getting the weird mental image of a meet-and-greet of Mulvaney going down the line and propositioning each and every one of the idiots as they hem and haw and stammer and say "uh, maybe one day, and I'm not saying I'm not attracted to you or willing, but there's a lot of classwork, and I have an early day tomorrow, and I kind of have a headache, and it's just not a good night to do things...but maybe next time you come here..."