Trancel asks how to respond to "sorry I'm a lesbian/homosexual"

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

Lot of unhappy troons in there, crying that they can't find that lesbian unicorn who wants to date a bridge troll :D. There's even a few upset that they can't find the equally mythical straight male unicorn who's cool with either dick or pooppocket.

Also much complaining about dirty TERFs. And transphobia (as they do).

And one absolute prize comment, that I must quote from:

Finding a girlfriend is so much harder now and I had almost no luck when i thought i was a guy. 😭 it's the holidays! I'm touch starved. Sue me.

Did someone just admit to being a passenger on the incel > trans express?

Further down, someone replying all salty and mad to what I assumed was a comment that only biological women are women:

We’re women from a different origin.

Lol, no you're not. You're guys playing dress-up, there's nothing "woman" about you. No more so than I'd be a wizard by putting on a robe, a goofy hat, and waving a stick around.

And still further down, a purged comment from a gay guy pointing out their bullshit. Surprisingly, there are some other sane comments that didn't get purged.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (7 children)

You're guys playing dress-up, there's nothing "woman" about you. No more so than I'd be a wizard by putting on a robe, a goofy hat, and waving a stick around.

I am so Gandalf! Why you so magephobic?

I most definitely will pass!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

You know, identifying as Gandalf doesn't do anything to make you less gay for Ian McKellan.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

I switched mate, I’m gay for Black Aragorn now. Black Aragorn is the true Aragorn!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Black Aragorn is the true Aragorn!

Even as a joke, that's just so fucking wrong of you to say :D.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Have you seen Black Galadriel, Black Merry and Black Eowyn?

More of the MtG LotR cards have apparently leaked and those are claimed to be the cards for those characters.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, haven't seen those. But it's fucked up that there's a dead even chance of them being legit or quality rage-bait trolling.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You have been permanently banned from the undying lands.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Looks like someone’s going to have to do a bit more kin killing!

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's the gays who are going to be the front line troops against this bullshit. Harder to cry transphobia when the ones taking issue are other alphabet people, albeit based ones.