As a woman, I can totally confirm this is what life as a female is like. Why, all women spend their days daintly admiring their own breasts, marveling at their own pussy, prancing around the house sexily doing jack shit all day, and if we do join activities like sport or yoga classes we only do that to show others our boobs.

Yep. Normal female behaviour. This is why being a woman is sooooo awesome.