Nope, totally not a fetish. Uh-uh. Not at all.

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 11 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Starts with a 1970s working men’s club sub-par hack comedian’s joke:

“If I had tits, yeah, if I had great big tits, yeah, I’d have to report myself to HR, yeah, coz I’d be harassing myself all day, yeah. Her indoors would be upset, yeah, coz her’s are tiny”. 🤮

And swiftly moves into describing his AGP.

Trouble is, they can repeatedly go mask-off and no one ever calls them on it - so they make no effort to hide it.

[–]Banik2008 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It wasn't called HR in the 70s, they didn't use hypocritical euphemisms in those days. It would have been something like "personnel department".

And nobody would get reported for harassment in those days either; the bitch would have been laughed out of the room.

[–]LtGreenCo 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Weird how he wants to go on an AGP field trip in the first half and then wants to get thrusted by a dude in the second half.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He’s probably one of those troons that likes to think they can lie to men and go all “surprise, penis/necrotic rot pocket!” and not get the ever-living shit kicked out of them. So the idea that some Troon-chasing simp will play house with him is all part of his fetish.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A lot of AGPs are obsessed with validation from men as a woman. They think that being sexually appealing to straight men is the epitome of transition, since their own heterosexual sex drive is the driver of their transition

[–]jet199 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Another idiot who thinks breasts get erections.

[–]QueenBread 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

As a woman, I can totally confirm this is what life as a female is like. Why, all women spend their days daintly admiring their own breasts, marveling at their own pussy, prancing around the house sexily doing jack shit all day, and if we do join activities like sport or yoga classes we only do that to show others our boobs.

Yep. Normal female behaviour. This is why being a woman is sooooo awesome.

[–]FourteenDigitz 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

...the other wrapped just below my left breast, which immediately firms

Boobs work like dicks now?

[–]The_Best_Yak_Ever 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The fuuuckkk?? This dude is no woman. He’s engaged in a 24/7 role playing fetish.

[–]alladd 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

the whole world is bending over for these creeps lmao

[–]Wanderingthehalls 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

He said that if even half the things in his fantasy comes to pass he'll consider himself very lucky. And as in his fantasy he took both a shower and a bath, if those were the things that happened, all the people around him will consider themselves very lucky!

[–]Femaleisnthateful 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

"I want to make you a mother" r/thathappened.

Wouldn't that be a cruel thing to say to someone who couldn't actually get pregnant?

I assume that this person is in reality a celebrate landwhale who is underemployed and spends his time jerking it to anime (I hear loli is all the rage with these guys).

Sexual fetishisation aside, the characterization of women who don't need to work and spend all day admiring their own bodies and living a life of self-indulgent leisure is not one I recognize.

[–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

things finally went off the rails when the hive-mind of perpetually-online teenyboppers decreed "you don't have to be TRANS to be trans!"

[–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

what, no 12yo girl asking you in the ladies' room for a tampon?

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Makes me realise a hell of a lot of male written have a streak of AGP in them.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is really fucking gay. They literally want to be fucked by men.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Also, how does transition convey 'new found flexibility '? I would expect the opposite from all that scarring.