Howdy fellow lesbians! Hey you've got to try penis. It's all the rage with women at the moment. Hell some go through crazy surgeries to get it. But that's not necessary some of us more bohemian lesbians are willing to share with you!

What? How dare you reject me! I can't believe the utter misogyny. How can someone who claims to love women be so bigoted against women who have done nothing wrong except be a man. You must love all women, even if they are men. And that naturally means you must give up your free agency, for the greater good naturally. I mean can you imagine what would happen if someone feels disappointed! Can't have that. "No" means genocide. Worse, Xenocide. Because it's all about me.