Two types of dick: man dick and lady dick…

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 21 insightful - 10 fun21 insightful - 9 fun22 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

Totally not a fetish, guys, so totally not a fetish.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 14 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I'm guessing Nutter #3 has never had any of that pussy that he'd take any day of the week.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No, but he's definitely letting it be known that he'll volunteer to help out any lesbian (the ones with authentic pussy, of course) with their needs.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Number 2 is maybe the only of those three who's actually legit trans. The last one is clearly a LARPer looking for a game to join and I suspect the first one is a LARPer as well, because I don't see many real lesbians talk approvingly of dick in any context.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Number 2 strikes me as likely a minor. The others are likely much older. Further reinforcing the grooming nature of these subreddits

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Impossible to tell what is larping and what isn't.

I've generally noticed a definite inverse relationship between amount of sex had and amount of public discussion about the sex. People I know who get the most basically are too busy to brag about it online.

Most likely none of the people watching this have had sex with a real person, or at the very least haven't in years.

[–]LtGreenCo 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

And.....I've said too much.

Understatement