where did my euphoria boners go?!
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[–]shadeviking 14 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 5 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
It's complete bullshit. If people get boners from being non-sexually excited enough, why have we never heard of someone getting a boner from winning the lottery? Isn't that the most exciting thing that can happen to most people?
[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 14 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 5 fun15 insightful - 5 fun15 insightful - 6 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
The only people who get erections as a result of lottery wins are the ones working the state and Federal tax offices, when they start calculating their cut of the prize money.
[–]BISH 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
The only people who get erections as a result of lottery wins are the ones working the state and Federal tax offices
Yep. They get hard and rape you with taxes.
[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
You'll get a rush of dopamine in both cases, but I don't think an erection will happen.
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