I wouldn't be at all shocked to learn that there's a legion of frothing HP fanatics who probably masturbate themselves comatose at the idea of seizing control of the IP and running it the way they think it should be. Hermione will be blacker than the inside of a coal pile, Teenage Harry will be having homo threesomes with Snape and Malfoy (who will probably be some variety of male veela that can get pregnant) every day, and there'll magical potions that turn LARPing degenerates into real boys and girls just like that.