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[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Hi LyingSpirit472,

Gemini Star Baby from HR here, regarding proposed disciplinary action against Bob and Raven. I’m afraid we can’t terminate xem at this time as we have our Stonewall Diversity Champions audit coming up in six months and we need to keep our rating as is.

As you know the SDC audit involves an employee questionnaire and so I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to apologise in writing (3 copies please) for your transphobic behaviour.

Please consider this a final warning.

All the best,

Gemini Star Baby (they/them/her/him)
Head of Human Resources
LGBTQIA++LMZzÆ Coordinator
Central Intelligence Agency
Langley VA

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hi Classroompast 6178

Random asshole self-identifying as CEO-Gendered here. This is a friendly reminder that I have identified you as fired and a failure to vacate the premises immediately does constitute a failure to validate my gender identity and is a violent hate crime prosecutable under anti-terrorism laws. This is your last warning. I cannot be held responsible for my own actions beyond this point as everything I do up to but not limited to the premature cessation of your life is entirely your own responsibility.

Toodles!