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[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I cant stop you from fisting my gay asshole in the bathroom at red lobster

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

You can't stop me. But Jesus can. He's with Pedro in the next stall. The safe word is 薔薇. Good luck.

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

If Jesus was going to stop it, he should have thought about that before putting a small package through the hole in my little post office, now shouldn't he?

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

...you said you would be silent about that when I'm with my FAMILY, Kevin!