Really the epitome of first world problems. My god. Help help I'm at a fucking bar living better than 80% of the worlds population but I'm so fucking oppressed cause they won't let me in the girls room even though I'm wearing a dress and want me to go piss in the boys room with the other penis havers and where there aren't any cute girls to prey on. Waaaaaah. I'm literally being treated worse than dirt! It's like slavery all over again! Can you believe it. I'm wearing a dress and they still think I'm a boy just because I don't have a vagina and look like a man. This must be what the Holocaust was like.