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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Lol. Those types are always the worst. Why can't they make good shit like Ben Hur or 10 Commandments anymore?

There was that Russel Crowe Noah movie recently that had weird rock giants and shit and I'm thinking like, there's a pretty good global warming angle you could shoehorn into this movie, but you go with the giants? Ok

I did see this one movie with that chick from back to the future 3 that got banned in Malaysia for disrespecting the prophet Noah. Noah fled Sodom with his brother Lot but then Lot became a pirate and tried to take over the ark and eat all the animals. Then God decided humans were fucked and he was gonna kill everyone, but then Noah got drunk god thought it was funny and decided to give humanity a third chance or some shit. Was biblically illiterate as fuck made me scratch my head who made it.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No, Noah being a drunk is in the bible. And it gets a lot worse than that with his drinking.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

All Noah did was get drunk and fall asleep naked. If your not done that you've not lived.