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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Talcum X is lining up, his application for a shiny, authentic Black card filled out and ready to go! Then it'll just be 4-6 weeks processing, and he can proudly face the world as an authentic NegroTM.

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Instructions unclear; signed up on this Grindr site for the necessary buckbreaking session. Did not go as planned; how do I surrender my black card again?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Sorry, but the rule is that once you go black, you never go back.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

...what if I just use ear sex? Then the rule is lessened to once you go black, you go deaf.