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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Ah yes, the legendary bush porn. I was privileged enough to experience that mythical event a time or two myself, and I can only weep for the poor, deprived youngsters of this era, for they will never know how truly great it could be.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

You’re right, they’ll never experience the combination of joy, anticipation and sheer terror of having a damp grotmag hidden at the bottom of your school bag as you walk home wracking your brain to come up with a hiding place in which to dry it out without your mum finding it.

I bet the Germans have a word for that feeling.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I bet the Germans have a word for that feeling.

Of course they do, they have a word for every feeling.

[–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Schmutzgefühl

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You, sir or ma’am, are a legend.

Sie, damen or herren, sind eine Legende